Frankie Serrano
[Top Secret Files - Not to be shown]
It all started when my progenitors sent me in a capsule from my home planet, Fraturn, to the Earth. They knew our planet was doomed, so they sent my two other brothers as well, and promised that they would catch up with us quickly.
Fraturn is a secret planet, known only to the Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. They have a strong trade of technology, hence Fraturnians having math-chips installed in their brains.
The Koreans soon got mad and launched a whole barrage of Nukes at my planet, forcing us to escape (this could explain why everyone is worried of a nuclear powered Korea). We landed in a landscape humans called "Mexico", and thanks to our Asian intelligence chips we soon learnt their ways of speak and culture.
We are currently studying this so called "mexicans" more closely. When we discover their weaknesses we could probably [DATA EXPUNGED] and we will sacrifice them in order to [DATA ERRADICATED]
Maybe this could happen sooner than we thought...